Having fun and drinking lots of beer is the best part of guys night out
Don’t have to worry ‘bout my wife
Or give a fuck about my job
Just get to focus on the fun
And get to see how many beers I can drink
I think its 40, or maybe it’s just 1
Oh shit little Jimmy, forgot you were here
Looks like you’ll have to drive us home
Don’t worry it’s not too very hard
Just take the wheel and press the go
He crashed into a tree immediately here come the cops
They don't look happy with their red blue
Jimmy it's all your fault
Cop: Sir do you know why we pulled you over
Guy: You didn't pull me over I crashed my car
Cop: Sir you’re in a parking lot
Guy: Jimmy parked right into a tree
Cop: Sir there’s no one here you’re all alone
Guy: I already told you Jimmy did it
Cop: Sir I have some news it’s pretty important. Jimmy isn’t real and neither am I
And the moral of the story is don’t do drunkahol
Because if you do it then you’ll end up just like Jimmy - GONE
So it doesn’t pay to drunk, jail is on the road and you dever you never know where it is - except you do cause it goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love The Device Part 1 and Part 2 because it hits two of my deepest nostalgia buttons.
The listening to these two tracks in particular, parts of it make me think of Doom 2, which I played for a lot of my childhood. Parts of it make me think of classic Starcraft, which I played with my friends in high school. And parts of it sound like a beautiful marriage of those two sounds, and it just makes me happy. whimsy_floof
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