I can't sleep cause there's too many stuffs in my head
I wanna shoot it out, (with a gun)
Somebody stop me
(Stop me)
Stop me
(Stop me)
Gun gun gun gun gun gun gun
Pa pa pa pow!
I try to kill these thoughts (with a pen)
I just want them out
It drives me crazy (like a car)
Without a seat belt
(Stick shift)
AC
(Window)
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
Honk honk honk CAR
Nate: I took a bunch of melatonin
Dan: Cause oxycontin is dangerous
Nate: I think I’m losing serotonin
Dan: And now I’m climbin a tree
Dan: It’s the kind of a tree that has blankets and sheets
Nate: I’m starting to think that this might not be tree
Dan: I might not be in a tree after all whoops
Both: A shaba daba panda lollipop I’m back in my bed
(So come on)
I can’t sleep cause there’s too many ducks in my pants
I gotta get em out (with a gun)
Somebody call that
(Stupid)
Fucking
(Dog from)
Duck Hunt Duck Hunt Duck Hunt
Duck duck duck goose
You know that game from Nintendo (it came with a gun)
You wanna shoot the dog (but you can’t)
Cause it will only
(Let you)
Shoot the
(Duck Hunt)
Gun gun gun gun gun gun gun LET’S ROB A BANK (ALARM)
Fuck I am awake I am ready for the day I need a bagel and a breakfast and I will get in the shower right now so I can wash my hair and catch the bus to get to work early before that dick from accounting gets there his name is Todd and he is the worst one time he took my parking spot while I was already parked in it-
I love The Device Part 1 and Part 2 because it hits two of my deepest nostalgia buttons.
The listening to these two tracks in particular, parts of it make me think of Doom 2, which I played for a lot of my childhood. Parts of it make me think of classic Starcraft, which I played with my friends in high school. And parts of it sound like a beautiful marriage of those two sounds, and it just makes me happy. whimsy_floof
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