Pretty soon yeah we’re gonna die
But tonight’s the night we ride
Breaking into nursing homes
Butterscotch candy owns
Huh, what, where am I?
Back in the day we walked 15 miles
Going on groovy adventures
We still do the same with our motor scooter gang
Don’t give a fuck about our dentures
Better watch out we’re the Grandpas of War
Riding ‘til the break of dawn
Damn whippersnappers this is our turf
So get the hell off our lawn
Take a pill everyday
Wearing diapers is ok
People think it’s cute when we steal
We’re so old some people call us dinosaurs
And we’re ok with that
What?
And we’re ok with that
Huh?
AND WE’RE OK WITH THAT
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UH BINGO
Ok first of all I’ve only called 3 numbers guys and second of all none of you even have Bingo cards. How did you win?
I am a Grandpa riding with an attitude
Grandpas of War
Gonna settle the score
With the younger biker dudes
We are the elders wrinkled like a grape in the sun
Time is not our friend time is not our friend
Ride until we’re done
I am a Grandpa riding with an attitude
Grandpas of War
We said that before
We’re angry and we’re crude
We are the elders wrinkled like a grape in the sun
Prune juice fuels our rage prune juice fuels our rage
Prune juice
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