Intro

from Crime Me A River by Sbassbear

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(Part 1)

Sbassbear’s in it to win it
We got you 30 minutes
Then we're finished
But not before we got you spinnin from our gibberish
100% gimmicks
Impervious to critics
Impossible to mimic
Let's start from the beginning

Yeah that's sounds great dude
But I have a few questions
Like what happens after this?
And what does this button do? (NO DON’T PRESS THAT)


(PART 2)

What’s this button do?
You just won a dog

What’s this button do?
Dog is now a cat

What’s this button do?
You just saved the president

What’s this button do?
You just killed the president

What’s this button do?
Spoon hat incoming

What’s this button do?
Small head, big peen

What’s this button do?
Holocaust has been erased

What’s this button do?
Edible car big honk

What’s this button do?
Computer beeeeeeww

What’s this button do?
Talking’s harder now

What’s disbatodo?
Bush did 9/11

Whabedonton do?
You did 9/11

Whabendonboo?
You have betrayed the demon king

Whabendutondo?
Charle has awaken

Whabondutendo?
ROBOTRON ACTIVATE

Never put a spoon in the microwave
HELICOPTER
Never put a spoon in the Michaelwave
YOU’RE ADOPTED
Never put a spoon in the Michaelwave
POLLY POCKET
Never put a spoon in the Michaelwave
DO A KICKFLIP

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from Crime Me A River, released January 1, 2019

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