I just touched a dog’s butt
It was his fault for being so cute
Gave him a treat
This is my dog now
Gonna name him bomb and bring em to the airport
I just touched a cat’s butt
It was his fault for looking so cool
Gave him a hat
This is my cat now
Gonna name him joke and tell him at a funeral
I just touched a bird’s butt
It was his fault for not having a mom
Gave him a worm
This is my bird now
Gonna name him anthrax, give him to the president
I just touched a bear’s butt
It was his fault for being in my house
Gave him a food...
Ahhhhhh the bear’s getting me ahhh someone help me ahhh
Hey Dan what’s goin’ on ahhhhhhhh
BEAR
I love The Device Part 1 and Part 2 because it hits two of my deepest nostalgia buttons.
The listening to these two tracks in particular, parts of it make me think of Doom 2, which I played for a lot of my childhood. Parts of it make me think of classic Starcraft, which I played with my friends in high school. And parts of it sound like a beautiful marriage of those two sounds, and it just makes me happy. whimsy_floof
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