Nice Guy Rap

from Crime Me A River by Sbassbear

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When you see a grandma (help that bitch cross the street)
When you’re giving a massage (you should start with the feet)
When you’re stankin’ up the room (think about your hygiene)
When you’re writing a song (make sure it’s fuckin’ clean)
If you got some extra money (give it to those in need)
When you’re murdering a jerk (make sure that he bleeds)
When you see a hot girl (wait until she’s 18)
If you haven’t done it yet (you should get your vaccines)

This song goes out to all the people who need help
Cause if you’re mean it makes you die and then you go to a hell
So here’s some steps to help you prep to be a decent human being
For the murderers and thieves and supporters of a Trump

Step one: open the door
Step two: keep holding the door
Step three: never let go of the door
Step four: good job now you saved Bran Stark

If your dog’s a good boy (you should give him a treat)
When you don’t have a condom (try your best not to skeet)
When you see someone stressed out (you should give them some weed)
If the weather is hot (give someone a ice cream)
When you see someone is sad (you should show them a meme)
If you see the french elites (bring em to the guillotine)
If someone needs an organ (you should donate your spleen)
When you see a hot girl (maybe like leave her alone instead and don’t catcall her because women have a lot to deal with. Have you seen where babies come from? That shit’s a nightmare! I’m glad I ain’t got a vagi- YO THIS SONG GOES OUT TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

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from Crime Me A River, released January 1, 2019

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