(Bacon)
I think I have a bacon problem
Cause I like it better than you (better than you)
Everytime I see it in the pan
I'm like why am I married to you instead of bacon (instead of bacon)
So went on down to Las Vegas
And I said “Your honor, can I marry this bacon?”
And he said “Dis is Las Vegas, uhh you can do whapever you want!"
And then I was like "...Dat’s cool...are we done-did we do it? Am I married?"
So I married me some bacon
You got my heart beating 500 miles an hour - and then I ate it (ate it)
My wife's not happy 'bout our prenup (prenup)
It says “I can do this 25 times”, but this is time 26 (time 26)
Ahhh nahh baby, when was 26 ever been the last time anyone’s ever did anything?
supported by 4 fans who also own “The 26th Time I Married Bacon”
I love The Device Part 1 and Part 2 because it hits two of my deepest nostalgia buttons.
The listening to these two tracks in particular, parts of it make me think of Doom 2, which I played for a lot of my childhood. Parts of it make me think of classic Starcraft, which I played with my friends in high school. And parts of it sound like a beautiful marriage of those two sounds, and it just makes me happy. whimsy_floof
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