The 26th Time I Married Bacon

from Crime Me A River by Sbassbear

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(Bacon)
I think I have a bacon problem
Cause I like it better than you (better than you)
Everytime I see it in the pan
I'm like why am I married to you instead of bacon (instead of bacon)

So went on down to Las Vegas
And I said “Your honor, can I marry this bacon?”
And he said “Dis is Las Vegas, uhh you can do whapever you want!"
And then I was like "...Dat’s cool...are we done-did we do it? Am I married?"

So I married me some bacon
You got my heart beating 500 miles an hour - and then I ate it (ate it)
My wife's not happy 'bout our prenup (prenup)
It says “I can do this 25 times”, but this is time 26 (time 26)

Ahhh nahh baby, when was 26 ever been the last time anyone’s ever did anything?

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from Crime Me A River, released January 1, 2019

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